I don’t have an iPhone, because I have a Droid and consider iPhone people pretentious fucks for the most part. But if I was pretentious enough to own an iPod, I’d definitely download this seemingly rad new game called “Black Metal Man.”
I learned about it through my newsfeed; MetalSucks posted something about it. They even used the word “dearth” in their write-up, which impressed the living shit out of me.
Just released, we’re streaming a trailer for the game at the end of this post. The game looks simple and pretty much exploits every fucking heavy metal stereotype imaginable.
But then again, what did you expect from a fucking smartphone game?
It’ll cost you a dollar, and is probably not even worth it. Most smartphone apps aren’t. They’re designed to trick you into buying them, but end up usually being lazy, half-assed efforts.
Purchase the game here.
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