Black Sabbath Album “Mindblowing,” Says Ozzy

Ozzy Osbourne

For someone who has done as many drugs as Ozzy Osbourne has, that’s saying a ton.

Ozzy knows mindblowing — you don’t.

You haven’t had your mind blown until you’ve swallowed ten dozen roofies while mainlining heroin and snorting coke off a stripper’s ass, OK?

In a new radio interview, Ozzy says that Black Sabbath’s forthcoming LP 13 “is mindblowing, [that’s] how good it is,” he says.

“I’m so over the moon about the way the album turned out. We wrote 16 songs … and I put it on my CD player, expecting me to be unhappy with the end result, but this big grin came on my face and my hair on the back on my neck [stood up] … It’s better than my wildest dreams; it’s so good.”

Jesus. You’d think the new Black Sabbath album could cure herpes.

He added: “People have been quoting me that this album was quite possibly the most important album of my career. What I meant by that is I didn’t want it to sound like a follow-up to Never Say Die!, ’cause that was when we were dying out within the band.”

The man makes as much sense as nipples on a males.

Submit to StumbleUponSubmit to StumbleUponShare on TumblrShare on TumblrShare via emailShare via emailShareShareIf you enjoyed this post, please consider leaving a comment or subscribing to the RSS feed to have future articles delivered to your feed reader.

Leave a Reply

Your email address will not be published. Required fields are marked *

You May Also Like