Yes, folks — it’s true: I’m awesome.
But that’s besides the point. My ruling over all others has nothing to do with Tony Iommi, who rules over me.
The Black Sabbath guitarist has told the BBC that Eurovision song is his.
You can hear that embarrassment here.
Iommi’s “rock ballad,” titled “Lonely Planet,” will be performed at this year’s contest by Armenian outfit Dorians.
“I first said, ‘oh God, I don’t know’ — it seemed really strange, me doing a Eurovision song, I don’t usually do that,” he said.
“But I said, ‘I’ve got a rock ballad, I’ll send it over.’”
That song is fucking worse than tuna breath on a dame.
If you enjoyed this post, please consider leaving a comment or subscribing to the RSS feed to have future articles delivered to your feed reader.