Happy fucking Valentine’s Day to you and yours.
I hope you’ve all spent tons of money on dying flowers, fattening chocolates, and overpriced bullshit, and that these items fill the black hole of a void that not knowing if you’ve actually found true love creates.
Yes, sir. And I hope you get your dick waxed or your beaver crushed this evening, because at the end of the day, it’s all about those endorphins, isn’t it?
So, yeah — Bolt Thrower will be playing some U.S. shows after they head to Baltimore for the annual Maryland Deathfest.
Those dates can be found at the end of this post.
Alas, the band’s seen fit to totally pass over New York, which is fine. But if you get the chance to go, take it. If not for you, for me.
5/23: Baltimore, MD @ Maryland Deathfest
5/25: Pomona, CA @ The Glass House
5/26: Oakland, SF @ Metro Operahouse
5/28: Portland, OR @ Star Theater
5/29: Seattle, WA @ Neumos
5/31: Austin, TX @ Chaos In Tejas
6/1: Chicago, IL @ Reggies
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