Man, today’s been torture for me. I’m torn between my loyalty and my own selfish cause. I’m grappling with feelings I didn’t know I had until today. I’m mad, I’m hurt, I’m jealous, and I’m sunk. And I have no idea what to do with all of these emotions. I have strong feelings for a person who will not reciprocate those feelings, because they have loyalties elsewhere. It’s a tricky, confusing situation and it’s got me bummed.
I bring all of this up because — like me — thrash metal act Bonded By Blood are dealing with an impossible situation with no immediate chance for resolution: They can’t find Carlos Regalado, their drummer.
The band are on tour in Canada and Carlos is missing in action. They haven’t seen the dude since 3 a.m. Here’s to hoping he got lucky with some cute Canuck and is just now waking up with a pussy hangover and a dead cell battery.
On Facebook, the band updated fans saying, “Carlos appears to be lost in Canada, or maybe he is just about waking up in a French-Canadian prison cell somewhere. If anyone knows where to find him, let us know!”
Will do, Bonded By Blood. In the meantime, keep on driving through Canada one man down. He’ll turn up eventually.
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