Boob Alert: Semargl Release NSFW Video

The cover of Satanic Pop Metal

Let’s end the day with some tits, shall we? That is what I can remember my grandfather telling me as a small boy, just before he’d stop off at the nudie bar on the way back from grade school.

Explains a lot. I kid. At the end of this post, you’ll find boobs. I mean, tits. I mean, boobies. They’re contained in the new video from Semargl, who hardly ever get any sun.

The video is for a track called “God Is Not Love” and why would you expect anything else from a Norwegian-Ukrainian pop black metal band.

Pop black metal? Excuse me, WHAT?!?! Who gave these buttdarts permission to fuse pop with black metal? I am calling an immediate emergency meeting of the Metal Council, so we can sort this shit out.

The video is almost a year old, it seems, as it was filmed last year sometime. The unlistenable song is taken from the band’s album Satanic Pop Metal.

Fucking dumb.

But hey — who doesn’t like sweater kittens. I am starting to notice a trend with this band, after seeing that album cover; the use of sexual imagery to get people to give a fuck. Nice marketing strategy.

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