Breaking News: Jonny Craig Is Still A Dirtbag

Jonny Craig

So, I do not like this Jonny Craig character or any of the shit bands he is associated with. But the drama that is his life is too good not to make fun of.

It seems that despite his half-assed efforts, Jonny’s still a fucking dirtbag. And for those who don’t know, a dirtbag is a used condom.

Shortly after 2 a.m., Sumerian Records founder Ash Avildsen went on Twitter, and basically put Jonny on full blast.

“@jonnycraig4L Yo you drug addict low class thief. You have 5 minutes to apologize to everyone you have wronged on @TheAllStarsTour or urgone.”

Hmm. Seems Jonny may be up to his old ways.

I love how Ash doesn’t hold back. Dude’s awesome. His label might release dreck, but he’s awesome.

It seems Jonny didn’t take Ash’s call out seriously, and he claims now he is off the tour. As in kicked off.

Good. The fact that this cat gets laid bothers me to no end.

Maybe this means he’s hit his low point, and that he’ll go out and inhale an eight-ball in ten minutes.

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