Somehow, I don’t think this shirt’s going to fly once word gets back to the producers of “The Walking Dead” and their legions of lawyers. But I definitely give a nod to Broken Hope for thinking outside the box when it comes to merch.
Broken Hope are taking orders here on a shirt that spoofs the zombie show, and makes Rick Grimes look like a genuine pervert.
The band’s calling the shirt “The Docking Dead,” named after the band’s song, and shows Rick and a walker “docking.”
That’s when a dude pulls his foreskin (if he’s lucky enough to have one) and stretches it out over another dude’s wang.
Not sure why anyone would want to do that, but then again, I’ve been doing bath salts since before it was cool.
I hope a lawsuit’s filed before the site shuts down in May so I can say “I told you so.”
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