Budweiser Throwing Xenophobic Festival

Queens of the Stone Age

Budweiser, the barely swallowable self-proclaimed “King of Beers,” is putrid swill I wouldn’t even feel comfortable offering to the homeless. And bums love booze. It’s science.

Budweiser is also one of the world’s most gung-ho Team America-esque companies. Every ad screams U.S.A., and usually features our flag’s colors.

Bud’s behind a new festival being produced by Jay-Z that’ll feature nothing but acts born and bred in America.

Like who? Nine Inch Nails and Queens Of The Stone Age.

Trust me — the rest of the lineup’s a who’s who of who cares.

The “Budweiser Made In America Festival” will be held at the Benjamin Franklin Parkway in Philadelphia August 31 and September 1.

Nine Inch Nails will close out the festivities.

You’re goddamn right they will.

Here’s the rest of the shitty roster:

Beyonce
Deadmau5
Phoenix
Calvin Harris
Imagine Dragons
Wiz Khalifa
Fitz and the Tantrums
Kendrick Lamar
Macklemore & Ryan Lewis
Public Enemy
Miguel
Nero
2 Chainz
Gaslight Anthem
A$AP Rocky
Walk The Moon
Solange
Feed Me
Porter Robinson
Emeli Sande
Haim
Schoolboy Q
Ab Soul
GTA
Redlight
Rudimental
AlunaGeorge
Jay Rock
Robert DeLong
Jessie Rose
3LAU
TJR

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