If you want to ensure your kid grows up to have bad taste in music and that he’ll throw like a girl, I have the perfect album for your ass.
Twinkle Twinkle Little Rock Star, the company which creates lullaby versions of your favorite artists’ songs, destroying them for you forever, has just released Lullaby Versions Of Bullet For My Valentine.
Dude, what the fuck is next? Anyone can be the subject of one of these lullaby records, presumably. When’s the one to Weird Al coming?
By the way, I didn’t know Bullet For My Valentine had more than two “hits.”
For this album to have 12 songs just blows my fucking mind.
They’ve had that many songs people would know? Wacky!
Here’s the lullaby disc’s track listing, for the two people who give a fuck:
1. All These Things I Hate (Revolve Around Me)
2. Heart Bursts Into Fire
3. Bittersweet Memories
4. Forever And Always
5. Scream Aim Fire
Tears Don’t Fall
7. Temper Temper
8. Waking THE Demon
9. Your Betrayal
10. Hit The Floor
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