Cannibal Corpse Drummer Tapped As Heavy MTL Judge

Cannibal Corpse

Cannibal Corpse drummer Paul Mazurkiewicz — who I have met and hung out with and he’s cool as hell — will serve as a special guest judge for Round 5 of Heavy MTL’s “Battle Of The Bands.”

What’s that? That’s where the heaviest and loudest bands in Montreal compete for a chance to win one of two prized spots on the Heavy MTL 2012 lineup at Parc Jean-Drapeau from August 11 to August 12.

But before I continue, I need to get something of my chest. I, admittedly, can be a dick on here, but I would never pick on someone because of a mental defect. At the age of 35, I would never pick on a guy I went to high school with because the dude lies to himself to deal with how shitty his reality is.

Thanks to the beauty of Facebook, I have spent the last two days watching a kid who was a loser in grade school (who I have befriended on Facebook because, that’s what you do) belittle and cut down a slow kid from our class.

Holy shit, do I want to strangle this dude right now! You were a loser when we were kids, and you know you’re a loser, so you have to pick on people to make your sorry ass feel better.

It just boggles my mind that this asshole would care — at all — what this poor, deluded, simple-minded kid we went to school with is doing…and I can’t believe it’s pissing me off this much. If this asshole keeps it up, I may have to say something.

Grow the fuck up.

Round 5 of the Battle of the Bands will take place at Les Katacombes (1635 St. Laurent) on Wednesday, May 16, with the following competing bands: Bookakee, Crosstitution, First Fragment, and Through Death.

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