I didn’t even know Bam Margera — who became famous by fucking up his body and acting queer with a bunch of dudes — had a band, and when I looked them up, quickly learned they’re fucking insanely lame.
Guitarist Chad I Ginsburg has gone on Twitter, slamming the band, which Bam’s named Fuckface Unstoppable.
The band’s rounded out by the other CKY guys.
“I quit Bam’s band,” writes Ginsburg. “Fagface Stoppable. Good riddance.”
So, you think maybe something went down between these two dudes or what?
“Simply can’t witness or enable the downward spiral of my long time friends any more. I’m a grown up,” Ginsburg later wrote.
Bam Margera trying to be in a band is basically the funniest shit I’ve ever heard.
He’s got this dubstep song about fucking his own ass with his dick, and how it’s not gay.
I beg to differ.
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