Really? I mean…really? The only person who is going to read this book is anyone who has managed to read every other book ever written, because you’d need to be pretty hard up for reading material to open something like this.
Literally, if I were in an unfamiliar bathroom, and my choices for reading material including the forthcoming autobiography of Bobbie Brown — the cunting “actress” and model best known for acting like a cream-craving whore in Warrant’s “Cherry Pie” video — or the back of a tube of toothpaste, I’m going with Crest.
The autobiography — “Sex, Drugs And Cherry Pie” — is slated for an early 2013 release.
The only way this book could be any good is if she really gets into her groupie past — particularly, her sex life with all these rock dudes. And it will need to be presented in extremely graphic detail.
Bobbie is also slated to appear on a new reality show called “Ex-Wives Rock.” She, of course, was once married to Warrant’s Jani Lane, who is now dead.
The show will premiere on August 29 on the Canadian network Slice.
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