So, take a long, hard look at the picture in this post.
It claims to depict Anthrax’s drummer Charlie Benante hanging out with Lady Gaga.
Only, the chick in that picture is way too cute to be Lady Gaga.
Not that I’m an expert on the pop star, but if that is Lady Gaga, she’s finally managed to get me to wanna fuck her.
The real story here is some chick who looks like Megan Fox lied to Charlie, told him she was Gaga, and he bought it…likely because he doesn’t know what she looks like.
But I have seen enough pictures of Gaga and gagged to know that this picture is of a girl who’s actually attractive.
The picture was taken earlier this week at something called Summerfest in Milwaukee. I betcha that chick is just one of Gaga’s body doubles.
She’s rich enough where she could afford body doubles.
[UPDATE: I stand corrected. That is a picture of Charlie with Gaga, and the two are apparently really tight. Damn, Gaga! You be looking good, girl. If you’d like to bankroll a writer in exchange for oral delights, email me.]
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