Chicks Into Nirvana Will Probably Suck Your Dick

Imagine getting a handy from her

Cum…as you are.

A new poll that is not scientific in any way, shape, or form has been released by the U.K. “music and dating” web site Tastebuds, and what does it reveal? If an English chick is into Nirvana, she’ll probably swallow your meat on the first date. Much more than that, she’ll probably fuck you.

The survey found that fans of Nirvana, Metallica and Linkin Park are the most likely to fuck your brains out on a first date. The site asked a mere 400 users “how far they’d likely go” on a first date and then collated the information to find out which band’s fans were the most, and least, likely to do the horizontal mambo the first night. So, yeah…hard rock fans are sluts, basically. In the U.K., anyway.

Those least likely to fuck on the first date? Fans of Lady Smegma, Adele, and Coldplay. I can see that — on all accounts. That shit is some fucking unsexy music, enjoyed by the frigid.

I wonder how many chicks involved in the poll liked Rotting Christ and Dissection. I happen to know that those chicks won’t fuck you until at least the second date and up to the tenth.

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