The annual Gwar-B-Q is taking shape.
Organized by the alien beings in Gwar, the Gwar-B-Q will go down at Hadad’s Water Park in Richmond, Virginia, on August 17.
Who is playing? Gwar, of course.
But that’s not it. Municipal Waste will provide main support to the mighty Gwar, while Corrosion of Conformity, Pig Destroyer, Cannabis Corpse, Loincloth, Kung-Fu Dykes and many more will keep the crowd pumped all day.
“Once again we blow the horn of war and set into motion the gears that grind us towards the greatest Gwar-B-Q yet,” said unrepentantly horny front-thing Oderus Urungus.
“We will not only be rockin’ like Dokken and slippin’ the cock in, but we will shoving a wealth of Gwar products down your throat…not only our new Gwar-B-Q sauce, but our very own beer, Impaled Ale! Eat and drink yourself into a diabetic stupor, then puke it all up in the slam pit! It’s gonna fucking rule!”
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