You know who I hate? Bicyclists. If you bike, I don’t like you.
I live in a metropolitan area, and these fucking bike riders are fucking menaces to common society. It’s the only sport that inconveniences other people. Go do that shit in the woods, you spandex-wearing buttdart!
Today, as I was returning from Dunkin Donuts with my iced coffee, some tard in a Ghostbusters shirt nearly mowed me down on his Huffy. The fucking douche was riding his bike on the sidewalk. I skateboard, and even I know the sidewalk is for fucking walking.
Anyways, I’m sorry. I just needed to vent for a second. Now, onto Cynic, who continue crafting perfection for their next album.
The band updated fans this week, saying progress is slow but steady.
“There’s so much music flowing we’d rather follow each inspiration to its conclusion rather than artificially stop once we have a CD’s worth of songs and record; like writing from the inside-out,” says the band.
“Though the songs are taking shape, we’re still exploring this new space, letting the music decide and guide us. We are at its mercy. Much love to you all for your grace and presence.”
New Cynic is always a good thing. Alas, there’s still no word on when we may hear it. Patience, my good assholes — PATIENCE!
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