That’s right, people.
I would absolutely date Amanda Bynes. Sure, she’s a little eccentric, and she does interpretive exercise and Tweets out pictures of her boobs, but, I could love this woman.
I think I am just what she needs. Let’s face it: When love is true, it can not be ignored. And mine is, Amanda. Let’s get together in the city, and just get crazy in your apartment and watch movies you weren’t in. We’ll have a blast.
Meanwhile, the awesome lads in Cynic continue work on their next studio offering.
That output will likely hit store shelves sometime this fall, according to an update from Cynic.
Recording sessions for the album began in December, and Season of Mist will release the new one.
Amanda, my email is [email protected] Contact me. All you need is some tender loving care.
And some Zoloft.
I can get you both, and you’ll be fine. We’ll have you back starring in teen-oriented comedies in no time.
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