Join the fucking club, Danko. And while we’re at it — who the fuck asked you anyways, dude? I can not — for the life of me — even name a single Danko Jones track.
Danko Jones is like a Canadian thing. I love Canada — don’t get me wrong. It’s just like…you have Danko Jones. Us Americans? We’re good. You enjoy that Danko. It’s kind of like how Dir En Grey’s really only truly loved in Japan.
Anyways, so, yeah — thanks to Blabbermouth, I know that Danko Jones went on Twitter and threatened to sell of his entire collection of Metallica albums, after listening to Lulu, Metallica’s new album with Lou Reed.
Together, Metallica and Lou become Metallouca, and Metallouca is, at this point, universally considered to be pure goat shit. I think it’s safe to say that.
Danko astutely noted that Lulu was basically the “Ishtar,” “Waterworld,” and “Battlefield Earth” of rock (I wonder if he just Googled “Worst films ever” before writing that Tweet), and his last Tweet reads “Good morning! Heard Metallica/Lou Reed album last night. Metallica collection now for sale. Tweet your $$$.”
I’ll pay you $1 to keep it, dude.
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