Stoked would be a good word to describe me in this moment.
Oh, happy day. I think my gargantuan boner just destroyed another pair of pants, by busting the fucking zipper off. I’ve got a rager right now.
Dark Funeral — who you should know and love, and if not, go read some other site, like Pitchfork — will headline a North American tour in late January and February.
The tour will feature support by Abigail Williams, Inquisition, and Gigan.
We have all of those tour dates for you at the end of this post.
My word, this is going to be a good tour. January 30, I will be there, in New York, with my Gun Shy Assassin shirt on.
Come by and say hello or spit in my drink.
Dark Funeral tour dates:
1/29: Springfield, VA @ Jaxx
1/30: New York, NY @ Gramercy Theatre
1/31: Philadelphia, PA @ Trocadero
2/1: Worcester, MA @ The Palladium
2/2: Montreal, QC @ Cafe Campus
2/3: Quebec City, QC @ Imperial de Quebec
2/4: Toronto, ON @ Wreck Room
2/5: Rochester, NY @ Montage Music Hall
2/6: Cleveland, OH @ Peabody’s
2/7: Detroit, MI @ Blondie’s
2/8: Chicago, IL @ Reggie’s
2/9: St. Paul, MN @ Station 4
2/10: Winnipeg, MB @ Osbourne Village Inn
2/11: Regina, SK @ The Exchange
2/12: Edmonton, AB @ Pawn Shop
2/13: Calgary, AB @ Dickens
2/14: Kelowna, BC @ Sapphire
2/15: Vancouver, BC @ Rickshaw Theatre
2/16: Seattle, WA @ El Corazon
2/17: Portland, OR @ Hawthorne Theatre
2/18: San Francisco, CA @ Grand Ballroom
2/19: Santa Ana, CA @ Galaxy Theatre
2/20: San Diego, CA @ Ruby Room
2/21: West Hollywood, CA @ House of Blues
2/22: Tempe, AZ @ The Clubhouse
2/23: Salt Lake City, UT @ The Complex
2/24: Denver, CO @ Bluebird Theatre
2/25: Oklahoma City, OK @ Roxy
2/26: Dallas, TX @ Trees
2/27: San Antonio, TX @ Backstage Live
2/28: Houston, TX @ Scout Bar
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