Man, I am all kinds of fucking disgusted today. Literally feeling like I want to fake my own death and move to Sweden.
In other news, dates for the third annual Rockstar Energy Drink Uproar Festival have been released.
The fest will kick off August 17 in Kansas City, Missouri, criss-crossing the U.S. before wrapping September 30 in Albuquerque, New Mexico.
Tickets for most shows go on sale Friday.
This year’s installment of the cock rock festival will boast the likes of Shinedown, Staind, Godsmack, Papa Roach, Adelitas Way, Deuce, Fozzy, Thousand Foot Krutch, Redlight King, Candlelight Red, and the festival’s one saving grace, In This Moment.
Kate Upton’s vagina could be the headliner, and I wouldn’t attend.
Here are those dates you requested.
Uproar Festival dates:
8/17: Kansas City, MO @ Capitol Federal Park at Sandstone
8/18: Little Rock, AR @ Arkansas State Fairgrounds (KDJE Radio Show)
8/19: St. Louis, MO @ Verizon Wireless Amphitheatre
8/21: Grand Rapids, MI @ Rock The Rapids (downtown)
8/22: Chicago, IL @ First Midwest Bank Amphitheatre *
8/24: Holmdel, NJ @ PNC Bank Arts Center *
8/25: Syracuse, NY @ TBA
8/26: Mansfield, MA @ Comcast Center *
8/28: Scranton, PA @ Toyota Pavilion at Montage Mountain
8/29: Buffalo, NY @ Darien Lake Performing Arts Center
8/31: Pittsburgh, PA @ First Niagara Pavilion
9/1: Saratoga, NY @ Saratoga Performing Arts Center
9/2: Bristow, VA @ Jiffy Lube Live
9/5: Simpsonville, SC @ Charter Amphitheatre at Heritage Park
9/7: Detroit, MI @ DTE Energy Music Theatre
9/8: Noblesville, IN @ Klipsch Music Center
9/9: Cleveland, OH @ Blossom Music Center
9/11: Raleigh, NC @ Time Warner Cable Music Pavilion at Walnut Creek
9/12: Atlanta, GA @ Aaron’s Amphitheatre at Lakewood
9/13: Tampa, FL @ 1-800-ASK-GARY Amphitheatre
9/15: Houston, TX @ Woodlands Pavilion
9/16: Dallas, TX @ Gexa Energy Pavilion
9/18: Denver, CO @ Comfort Dental Amphitheater
9/19: Salt Lake City, UT @ USANA Amphitheatre
9/21: Spokane, WA @ Greyhound Park and Events Center
9/22: Auburn, WA @ White River Amphitheatre
9/23: Portland, OR @ Sleep Country Amphitheater
9/25: Boise, ID @ Idaho Center Amphitheater
9/29: Phoenix, AZ @ Ashley Furniture HomeStore Pavilion
9/30: Albuquerque, NM @ Hard Rock Casino Presents: The Pavilion
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