OK, so, I guess I should explain why I’m posting news on a Saturday night, and not out trolling for my life’s next regret. It’s simple: I spent the day with family, and I’m fucking beat from playing with six little kids all day.
Too wiped out to drink or socialize, but not too tired to tap away at a keyboard.
A lot of interesting shit happened while I was indisposed, playing the goofy uncle, so I figured before I turned on Netflix for the evening and passed out, I’d bring some of you the fresh headlines.
I’m kind of awesome that way.
Besides, I figured some of you would also be home, like me, or maybe you are out and bored, just scanning through Facebook. This news is for you.
Dave Lombardo — after months of saying “Fuck Slayer,” in so many words — claims he’d return to his old band, but only for the fans.
I’d rather see you keep possession of all of your self-worth and fucking never even look at those dudes again, but I’m an asshat.
Dave tells that goon Eddie Trunk:
“Would I go back? For the fans, and to retire that band correctly, I’m not gonna close any doors. Like I said before, when all this went down, my door’s open, and that’s basically all I have to say.”
Fuck that, and fuck Slayer.
They should have hung it up albums ago, man. At least two.
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