Yes, it’s true.
David Draiman’s sperm swim. He impregnated his wife a while ago, and now, the couple are first time parents.
The Device and Disturbed frontman and his wife, Japanese-American model, actress and wrestler Lena Yada, welcomed a baby boy, Samuel Bear Isamu Draiman, yesterday morning.
“My dear friends, born 12:58 am on Thursday September 12 2013, I would like to introduce you to your our son, Samuel Beat Isamu Draiman.
“My wife Lena is a superwoman…29 hours of labor,” Draiman writes.
Of course, it was all in caps but I changed that, so it would not read like yelling.
“Both mother and child are healthy and well,” he reports. “I thank the powers that be for this greatest of gifts.”
Thank yourself. It was your jizz.
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