David Draiman, Unlikely Voice Of Reason

David Draiman

I love the show “The Soup,” and often, they have this segment called “Unlikely Voice of Reason,” where they highlight something smart someone you’d otherwise think borderline retarded said, in a moment of brief intelligence.

In homage to that genius, here is David Draiman, Unlikely Voice of Reason.

Like me, Draiman — who is the lead singer of Disturbed — wants to know what the fuck all those little kids were doing at a fucking midnight showing of “The Dark Knight Rises,” when a completely dickless pussy named James Holmes opened fire in a movie theatre in Colorado, killing 12 and forever changing the lives of countless millions.

One victim was a 6-year old girl, Veronica Moser-Sullivan; by my count, from eyewitnesses on the news and radio, there were at least four fucking babies in the audience, and I’m talking toddlers.

“All you parents out there that think it’s OK to take your infants out on the town with you, to a movie theater or otherwise, do the world a favor. Give your children up for adoption to parents who know what it is to be a responsible parent, and sacrifice on behalf of their children. Get a damn babysitter.”

That was David Draiman, Unlikely Voice of Reason.

Who knew Dave was capable of such a mature thought? “Maybe we should take infants to nightclubs and restaurants in the late hours of the night as well? Honestly, fuck off. This is why only certain people should be allowed the gift of a child. Too many simply aren’t ready for the responsibility.”


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