Today, we received not one, not two, but three fucking emails from French metalcore band Dawn of Justice.
Dudes, calm the fuck down. We get it. You’re French and a metalcore band. We know now.
Thanks. If you care about French metalcore, head to the end of this post for a Dawn of Justice song. Or don’t. I don’t give a fuck.
Their press release is hilarious. Never should a press release start out with the line, “First of all, please pardon my English.”
I will not pardon it. I will mock it. “I’m writing this mail to talk you about a metalcore band called Dawn Of Justice.”
Next line: “Dawn of Justice is a French metalcore band that begins to acquire what could be described as true knowledge tanks to a first album called Seeds.”
That’s fucking good shit right there.
According to the presser, “this 10 tracks record has been recognized by critics as standing out from the crowd in a very formatted genre.”
Oh is that so?
They didn’t mention GSA, otherwise I would’ve thrown them in the Readers’ Bands file.
I just wanted to take the time to mock them for trying and not succeeding.
Now listen to this poop.
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