Dez Fafara is a tool. I just need to get that out of the way before I continue writing. In fact, he’s an entire tool shed.
Anyways, Fafara has come forward with news that he will be on the next Soulfly record.
“I just Co-Wrote and Sang with Max Cavalera on the heaviest track I’ve heard from SOULFLY ever…RESPECT,” Fafara Tweets. Who ends any sentence or statement with respect? I tool shed, that’s who. Actually, the more I think about it, Dez is the fucking hardware portion of Home Depot. In fact, he is Home Depot.
Soulfly have been recording their next LP as of late with Chris “Zeuss” Harris, who I get confused for on Facebook all the time. Some of the projects people have asked me to get involved in…you’d be amazed.
I wonder if Zeuss ever gets Facebook messages from awful bands who wanna be on his Web site Gun Shy Assassin? If any of you know Chris, ask him, and let me know what he says. I’m just curious. I doubt it…but I am curious.
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