Because he’ll tell everybody you hooked him up, without thinking, “Gee, maybe my openness online and constant need for fucking attention could get someone else in trouble.”
Over the weekend, Guns N’ Roses guitarist DJ Ashba proposed to a woman who is way out of his fucking league, and she said yes.
The proposal followed a private helicopter ride around Las Vegas, and DJ Ashba posted a pic online of he and his lady, Nathalia Henao, in said helicopter.
In the caption, he also thanked the folks who supplied the private helicopter ride…members of the Las Vegas Police Department. Now, their jobs are on the fucking line.
Because DJ Ashba’s not intelligent enough to realize not everyone gets free helicopter rides from the police, and because he’s so stupid, he doesn’t know enough to keep shit like that under his hat because that’s what you do, some cops may lose their jobs.
“That was the most incredible day of our life,” Ashba enthused on Instagram. ”Special thx to the Las Vegas Police Dept. for the most amazing helicopter private tour over Vegas!”
Ashba even singled out Captain David O’Leary for setting up the whole bird’s eye tour.
Apparently, department officials are upset over the misuse of the helicopter and Captain O’Leary and the pilot are now both under investigation by the department.
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