Escape The Fate, a band almost as shitty as Five Finger Douche Dunk, have pulled out of the “Wrong Side Of Heaven Tour”.
That trek boasts the unlistenable likes of Miss May I, Gemini Syndrome and Fish Flustered Sperm Lunch.
“Escape The Fate will be dropping off the Wrong Side of Heaven tour as of today (Thursday, October 17th) due to unforeseen family–related issues,” says the band.
“The band deeply regrets that they will not be able to see their fans in Bossier City, LA ; Tulsa, OK; Kansas City, MO and Springfield, MO this time around but promises to revisit these cities as soon as their tour schedule will allow.”
They’ll be back.
Is that a promise, a threat, or a curse?
In all seriousness…Escape The Fate might suck, but still, we hope this family issue isn’t anything too serious.
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