Aaaaaand you’re still not going to be attending this summer’s version of the Warped Tour, even after the latest additions to the questionably-assembled bill were announced Wednesday.
Now, the lineup boasts those unfunny buttholes in Every Time I Die.
Ice Nine Kills is also playing this year’s Warped, along with the staggering likes of Bowling For Soup, Neck Deep, and Alive Like Me.
These bands join an already illustrious pile of shit that includes Parkway Drive, Vanna, TheCityShakeUp, We The Kings, Motionless In White, The Word Alive, This Wild Life, Real Friends, Courage My Love, Less Than Jake, Born Of Osiris, Yellowcard, The Story So Far, Echosmith, We Are The In Crowd, Beebs and Her Money Makers, Chelsea Grin, Terror, I Fight Dragons, Falling In Reverse, A Lot Like Birds, Breathe Carolina, Bad Rabbits, Secrets, To The Wind, MC Chris, Enter Shikari, Anberlin, Issues, Cute Is What We Aim For, Survive This!, The Devil Wears Prada, The Color Morale, Nit GriT, Chunk! No, Captain Chunk!, Crown the Empire, The Maine, Volumes, State Champs, the Ready Set, Saves The Day, The Ghost Inside, A Skylit Drive, Beartooth, I The Mighty, Attila, Stray From The Path, Tear Out The Heart, Mayday Parade, The Protomen, Air Dubai, Mixtapes, Plague Vendor, Teenage Bottlerocket and For Today.
You couldn’t get me to go to this if you told me attending would give me more girth and make me last longer.
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