Five Finger Death Punch Holding Auditions For New Bassist

Amazing — just amazing

And that there’s the fucking flyer they’ve put out, looking for a muscle-bound bassist…compliments of Blabbermouth.

This flyer is blanketing Hollywood, California’s Musicians Institute and here is basically the job description, from the flyer. It’s hilarious.

Oh, an by the way, Five Finger Death Punch still have yet to officially confirm their bassist is out.

The flyer says would-be bassists have a “Hard rock/alternative metal look…[that] MUST be compatible with the band (absolutely no exceptions!)”

Over 35? Forget about it…no exceptions. And wait, it gets better.

They also wants someone with an “Athletic build,” but “Not over 6 feet tall.” The flyer says “tattoos a plus” as is “some vocal ability (screams and harmonies).”

Also, “five-string bass ability a plus (music is mostly played in B); Passport a MUST; Non-smokers preferred; No alcoholics/drug addicts; Band is based in Las Vegas. Be willing to relocate or commute.”

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