Five Finger Death Punch Touring With Escape The Fate

Fine Fecal Bagel Lunch

That headline says it all, doesn’t it?

Two of the shittiest bands people wrongly assume are metal will be touring together this fall.

They’ll also be bringing along the bands Miss May I and Gemini Syndrome.

I think I’d rather attend my own funeral.

Actually, that would be awesome. You’d get to see who showed up, and you’d be able to watch as people cried over your expiration.

Anyways, the dates for Fist Fucking Gash Brunch’s tour follow.

In the event you want to actually see worthless, self-absorbed pieces of shit perform live on stage.

9/15: Sacramento, CA @ Aftershock Festival
9/17: Medford, OR @ Armory
9/18: Eugene, OR @ McDonald Theater
9/20: Kennewick, WA @ Toyota Center
9/21: Post Falls, ID @ Greyhound Park
9/22: Missoula, MT @ Wilma Theater
9/23: Lethbridge, AB @ EnMax Centre
9/25: Prince George, BC @ CN Centre
9/26: Dawson Creek, BC @ Encana Events Center
9/28: Calgary, AB @ Mac Hall
9/29: Saskatoon, SK @ Credit Union Center
9/30: Edmonton, AB @ Shaw Conference Center
10/2: Regina, AB @ Brandt Centre
10/4: Fargo, ND @ Concert Hall at The Venue
10/15: Raleigh, NC @ The Ritz
10/17: Bossier City, LA @ Century Tel Arena
10/18: Tulsa, OK @ Brady Theater
10/19: Kansas City, MO @ Midland Theater
10/20: Springfield, MO @ Shrine Mosque
10/22: Corpus Christi, TX @ Concrete Street Pavilion
10/23: Pharr, TX @ Pharr Event Center
10/26: Lubbock, TX @ Lonestar Amphitheater

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