Good morning, fuckers.
How’d you sleep? Like a baby log, I hope. And those dreams…were they sweet? I bet they were. That’s nice.
I had a dream that Kate Upton and Valentina Matteucci were both playing on a trampoline, giggling the entire time. Why do I never have tit-fucking dreams, huh? Come on, imagination…don’t fails me now.
So, right…where were we? Yes, Flotsam & Jetsam and Black Breath.
Both bands seem to have been booked for the Summer Slaughter tour, which is easily shaping up to be the best touring package America’s gonna get this summer.
Flotsam & Jetsam and Black Breath are both being teased as additions to the lineup.
If the organizers hints are to be believed, the tour will also boast Morbid Angel, Dying Fetus and The Faceless.
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