I’m not sure if I should be jealous, impressed or creeped out upon learning Doyle Wolfgang Von Frankenstein — the former Misfits guitarist — is dating Arch Enemy’s new singer, Alissa White-Gluz.
I mean, I was hoping Alissa and I could get something going, but then I was kind of blown away someone like Doyle was able to get a girl as delicious as Alissa. Then I was creeped out by the age difference.
Doyle’s 49, and Alissa is 28.
They say age ain’t nothing but a number. But they are likely plowing the sex fields of someone much younger.
Doyle writes in the new issue of Revolver (yes, people still read that tripe) that his “favorite lady” is Alissa.
“I was doing the Danzig tour last year and she was on the first leg with her old band [The Agonist]. I met her the first day and I couldn’t think anymore — still can’t,” said Doyle, who was previously married to former pro wrestler Stephanie Bellars (a.k.a. Gorgeous George).
“She’s the Queen Beast of metal! It’s the way she sings — nobody can out-beast her.”
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