Gene Simmons Says He’s “Cock” Of Kiss

Paul Stanley, notes Gene, is the soul of the band

Gene Simmons and Paul Stanley of KissGene Simmons and Paul Stanley of Kiss

Gene Simmons and Paul Stanley of Kiss

The metaphorical cock, that is.

Damn, I can not fucking wait until this Rock and Roll Hall of Fame Induction’s over next week.

Finally, I can stop reading about Kiss every five fucking seconds. They’re fucking hacks, at the end of the day. They had a couple of decent songs, but they were a gimmick taken too far.

And you know what they say…when you’re a gimmick band, that means you can’t write good songs.

Anyways, the new Classic Rock magazine features an interview with Gene Simmons, and he basically said that Paul Stanley “is the soul of Kiss and I’m…the cock. Paul is much more emotional, and I’m drier. Paul will go see romantic movies, I’ll throw up at them.”

Drier? Maybe your cock is dry, Gene, but mine’s baby smooth.

Maybe Gene’s cock is just a big flaking, itchy mess that he uses to sand wood.

Either way, he is all class, is he not folks?

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