Girl Dies During Chelsea Grin’s Set At Toronto Warped Tour Stop

Chelsea Grin

Proving once again that listening to utter poop can be hazardous to one’s health, a fan has apparently died from being exposed to the music of that awful band Chelsea Grin.

The girl died today, when the Warped Tour rolled through the lovely city of Toronto.

That truly blows. It’s never funny when someone perishes. I don’t mean to make light of it, but fuck man, what else are you going to do? This is GunShyAssassin. We have no fucks to give.

And when shit happens, I like to add levity to the proceedings, because — shit, I hate sad stuff.

The fact is Chelsea Grin’s music may have killed a girl. If Toronto were Prague, they’d be spending the next three weeks in fucking jail.

Free Randy Blythe! Anyways, here’s a Tweet from Chelsea Grin.

“Our hearts go out to the person who died today. We still don’t know everything that happened but it’s no time for jokes on our page,” the band explains.

Notice they don’t say fan. And they don’t mention making jokes on blogs.

All kidding aside, fan reports seem to suggest that the girl’s death was not the result of an injury she sustained during the show…but instead, heat exhaustion or some unspecified medical condition.

Clearly, no one should listen to Chelsea Grin.

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