The other day, I was in a bar, and fucking some old Godsmack tune came on the jukebox, and I turned to my friend and said, “This is literally ear rape.”
I was forced to listen to that awful, formulaic horseshit if I wanted to continue drinking my beer.
I had to use extra Q-Tips the next day; my ears felt so dirty after being violated in such a horrible manner.
This fall, ear rape will likely continue as Godsmack frontman Sully Erna reveals the band’s new album will drop in late August.
It will be titled 1000 Horsepower.
Sounds so unappealing, for some reason, doesn’t it? I can’t put my finger on it, but that title is kinda douchey.
The band’s heavily rumored for this fall’s Uproar Festival, and serial ear raping will happen.
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