Gun Shy Assassin Endorses Jedrzej Wijas For Polish Parliament

The dream is dead

And if you had a vote in Poland’s upcoming parliamentary election, you would vote for Jedrzej Wijas too.

Why? Check his campaign ad after the jump, at the end of this post. This kind of shit could only happen in Poland and not cause riots.

Wijas is a candidate with the Democratic Left Alliance (SLD), and enlisted a ton of local death metal musicians (including members of Mortal God), to provide the candidate’s lip-synced vocals, according to Blabbermouth.

The lyrics in the ad are, “End of the useless talking, Enough of the stupid wars, Secular government, Dignified life, Freedom, Is my goal, Vote wisely.”

“During the election campaign, there are always spots being released where politicians are trying to show that politics is a fun, enjoyable process that is set to the political rhythm of disco music. In my spot I’m talking about serious issues that are important to me and do not sing that SLD is the best,” said Wijas, adding he is a big fan of metal.

By the way, the picture in this post is not of Wijas. It is in fact a picture of Eva Amurri, the daughter of Susan Sarandon and the life-support system for one of the best racks this side of the planet. That picture was taken at her bachelorette party. The dream is dead, folks…that dream where I’d meet Eva Amurri, charm her bra off, and motorboat those bad girls. I’m tearing up, folks…the dream is dead.

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