Dave Brockie’s been dead less than a month, and already, there’s a new Gwar product out on the market for you to spend your dollars on.
The band teamed with Mount Baker Vapor to create Gwar Fluids.
“The most delicious E-liquids in the entire universe,” says a presser. “The Gwar Fluids will be available for purchase beginning tomorrow May 1st!”
“We only use freshly squeezed babies to give it that personal Gwar touch,” says meaty overlord Beefcake the Mighty. “I have even given up crack, to Vape these flavors full time!”
Jizmak Da Gusha says Gwar fluids “Are like Vaping cookies and cream right out of a strippers ass!”
Gwar fluids are offered in a rainbow of colors and flavors that you can only find through Mount Baker Vapor.
Here’s brief descriptions of each flavor:
Bloodbath: A powerful tropical fruit blend specially designed to satisfy the bloodlust of every scumdog in the universe.
German Chocolate Beefcake: A sweet cake flavor with the perfect combination of chocolate, coconut, and caramel. This liquid was concocted from an ancient recipe enjoyed by all who reside on the planet Cholesterol.
GwaRy4: Our lords and masters Gwar commanded we make an Ry4 suitable for them. This is our take on a classic vanilla caramel tobacco flavor.
Jizmoglobin: A creamy blueberry blend with notes of nut and custard. Each bottle of Jizmoglobin is freshly harvested by Skulhedface herself.
Spew: A primarily melon flavor with hints of mixed fruits and berries.
Or you could just vape weed.
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