Gwar Gets New Frontwoman

Meet Vulvatron



This is kind of…unexpected.

Gwar have a new singer to replace Dave Brockie, and it’s a woman.

Her name is Vulvatron, according to reports.

She is set to make her live debut with the band on November 22 in Detroit.

She is described as “a spiky purple Amazon whose massive (prosthetic) breasts occasionally shoot geysers of blood out onto her hapless audience. Vulvatron is not dancing, or breathing fire, or keeping the slaves in line (though one assumes she’ll be adept at all three). For the first time since the departure of dancer and backing singer Slymenstra Hymen (Danielle Stampe) in 2000, Gwar has a female member, and she’s the frontwoman.”

Hear that, kids.

It’s the sound of a motorcycle gliding over a shark.

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