Oh yes, kids…it is as true as the following statement: Big girls need cock too.
You know, I talk to a lot of younger guys in my travels, and they always ask me, “Chris, how do you know if a girl, you know, wants your willy in her wonka?,” and I say, “Young man, how did you know my name?”
Actually, I tell them to switch things up. Rather than play the guessing game, let the girls know right off the bat that you are down to knock boots. Ask any of my college friends — I used to march into bars and yell, “Ladies, call off the search parties — if you are looking for penis, I have penis.”
Try it. If you don’t look like a hunchback, it should work. You will weed out the girls who are there for the same reason you are. Anyways, so yeah…Hail of Bullets make death metal, and plan to make some more in the coming weeks.
The band, boasting members of Gorefest and Thanatos, will enter the studio next month with Dan Swanö to start tracking its third album for a late 2013 release through Metal Blade Records.
Hail of Bullets will also release a picture-disc version of their debut album, Of Frost And War, on February 4 — also through Metal Blade.
The picture disc will be limited to 500 copies.
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