Rebecca McBrain — the wife of hunky Iron Maiden drummer Nicko McBrain — was arrested on February 24 and charged with battery after she allegedly tried to stab two people in her home with a decorative lance.
A decorative fucking lance? That’s amazing.
I once had a girl try to stab me with an old sword my grandfather brought back from the war. Instead, she impaled the door I managed to shut in her face in the nick of time.
While Becky didn’t actually stab anyone, she was allegedly successful in hitting the victims with logs that had been sitting in a firepit behind her home.
Rebecca McBrain, 50, was released on $3,000 bond.
That’s one wild woman.
If she’s not slicing you with a decorative lance, she’s hurling logs at you.
No word on what spurred her to act so batshit.
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