Is The Brutal Big 5 Actually Happening?


When the Big 4 of thrash were going around touring, it got me thinking who the Big 4 of the other genres would be.

The Brutal Big 5 are death metal’s official answer to the Big 4. Take a guess who’s in the Brutal Big 5?

Think for a second.

Don’t read on until you have at least one option in your mind.

If you said Suffocation, you are a fucking genius. The Gauntlet claims that in a new interview, Suffocation bassist Derek Boyer says a tour of the Brutal Big 5 is in the early planning stages.

“We are talking about doing rotating headlining spots with Suffocation, Deicide, Morbid Angel, Cannibal Corpse and Obituary,” he says.

Damn. If I were a chick, you’d be able to cram a fucking totem pole up my lubed-up gash.

Which is to say I’m excited.

“We want to get all the heavy weights together and flip-flop and take turns headlining. It will be really fun to get this thing to work out,” he adds.

Let’s all start thinking this is already real, so it will become real.

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