J Devil — the dubstep-loving DJ alter ego of Korn frontman and child molestation victim Jonathan Davis — is exhausted.
Poor J Devil.
Henceforth, he’s had to pull out of his previously announced support slot on the Rob Zombie and Marilyn Manson tour…like thousands of dudes have done with his wife’s vagina on film. That’s just fact.
A statement on Davis’ Facebook page claims the singer’s doctors have ordered him to refrain from any travel and performing for the next few weeks while he recuperates from exhaustion following his recent eight-week overseas tour with Korn.
You’d think being a rock star was fucking tougher than farm work.
“Jonathan is really bummed right now and regrets having to disappoint anyone, especially his fans and his good friends Marilyn Manson and Rob,” the statement adds.
He probably just didn’t want to go out on the tour, and stay home with his ex-porn star wife, so he had his doctor write some bullshit note so he could pull out of the contract without having to pay a penalty of some sort.
J Devil has been replaced by Sid Wilson of Slipknot.
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