Ozzy Osbourne’s little boy’s all growns up.
This weekend, coattail-riding Jack Osbourne will get married to his chick Lisa Stelly, according to the New York Post.
The two will wed in Hawaii. I’m jealous.
“They just sent the invites out and are asking guests to sign non-disclosure agreements,” an unnamed source told the tabloid.
Jack, who is 26, already has a daughter with Lisa named Pearl Clementine.
A finer piece of ass, you’d never get. So this is a wise move.
I bet that’s the same reason he put a baby in her tummy so fast. Wanted to lock that shit in.
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