This fucking blows.
I might think the dude’s a talentless flea, but you’d never wish this on anyone — not even your worst enemies.
The Rob Zombie and former Marilyn Manson guitarist’s Los Angeles home was violated by crooks yesterday.
“We accidentally didn’t put the alarm on, so some assholes got lucky,” says John 5.
“We will post more pictures of more guitars. These are all the pictures we have now. I just want to put it out there, just in case anyone comes across these items.. Whoever did this will get caught hopefully one day!”
Slim chance, dude. You live in L.A. More serious shit is going down.
Like paparazzi-related vehicular manslaughters.
It seems guitars and artwork were stolen from 5’s abode.
Lesson learned? Always put the alarm on, dude.
Otherwise, why have it?
I hope the thieves also stole John’s sense of style, because that shit’s borderline criminal.
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