Jos. Von Weinerhaus’ Weiner Of The Week

Sharon Osbourne takes this week’s honors

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Sharon Osbourne

And the Weiner is…Sharon Osbourne!

This if Sharon’s first Weiner of the Week title, but probably not her last. The wretched cunt unfurled her feisty beef curtains at a pre-Grammys dinner thingy. Jordan Feldstein, manager of some broad named Sara Baraeilles, Maroon 5, and Robin Thicke, was involved in an altercation with Ozzy’s career-shaming manager, and subsequently fired by that Sara girl.

After making some inflammatory remarks about Jack and Kelly Osbourne, Sharon stepped up to the plate, or, rather, stepped up with her plate. She dumped her food in Feldstein’s lap and then threw a glass of water. Way to be, mom. Instead of keeping your cool at a high-class event, you’ve once again demonstrated that you should be kept on a leash or at least fenced in the yard with a shock collar. Mrs. Osbourne is just not fit to be in public.

After writing a disparaging letter to Lady Gaga roughly a year ago about how sad it is that animals were killed for food and Gaga decided to make a dress out of the meat, Sharon wasted food in her own way by emptying the contents onto a gentleman’s lap.

Of course, this isn’t the first time she’s been at the helm for food being hurled at people. She infamously had Iron Maiden egged on their last date of the Ozzfest 2005 run in San Bernardino, California. Iron Maiden continuously blew Black Sabbath off the stage every night, which should have been no surprise to Sharon.

Sharon Osbourne continues to display that her husband is the mature one of the family. That’s right, the guy who is in his 60s and moons the crowd at every show he plays is the mature one. Learn to behave yourself, and maybe next time you, Sharon Osbourne, won’t be the Weiner of the Week.

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