If you’ve got nothing to do tonight, welcome to the club fuckface!
Yes, it’s true — I have no plans for this evening, but will find something to keep me busy.
Maybe I’ll watch the U.S. broadcast premiere of Judas Priest’s new concert film, “Epitaph.”
That shit is scheduled for air tonight at 8 p.m. EST on VH1 Classic.
If you don’t live in the U.S., I’m sorry. I don’t know if “Epitaph” will air anywhere near you soon, but if I find out, I’ll let you know.
“Epitaph” will be made available on Blu-ray and separate DVD on Tuesday through Legacy Recordings, a division of Sony Music Entertainment.
Meanwhile, Judas Priest are officially writing material for their next album, and I couldn’t be more psyched.
In totally unrelated news, this morning I awoke to some nastiness that I think I need to address real quick, since it involved a tremendous thundercunt I used to be attached to.
I am not a liar. In fact, I am an honorable man. You’re the fucking liar. And the cheat. And the only reason anyone in your family wouldn’t like me is they blame our split on me, which would mean they had no actual idea that it was you who’d slurped wang after wang behind my unwitting back.
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