There are a bunch of good bands out there that have gotten lazy or bored or busy and haven’t put out a record for a while. It sucks, but maybe bitching about it on this here metal blog will rattle some cages and we’ll get more sweet, sweet metal.
Those three albums the Smashing Pumpkins allegedly are putting out next year reminded me: Didn’t the infamous and mighty Agoraphobic Nosebleed announce four new LPs last year? Why, I believe they did.
Can’t we have just one of those? Like, sooner than later? I know ya’ll be busy with Maryland Deathfest prep-work and I realize you still occasionally pepper the public with new material. Like that 11.5 hour noise/drone album you released a year ago to like a whole 100 people, that split with Despise You from a coon’s age ago, or those Christmas-themed EPs and flexidiscs. Now, I’m all for noise, I’m all for split EPs, and I’m all for keeping ANb in ANbmas, but let’s get a follow up to the grindcore insanity that was 2009’s Agorocalypse.
According to ANb’s Facebook, the first of those four LPs will be doom and have Kat Katz writing and vocalizing on it entirely. Come on. That’s too cool to keep hidden away from us. Let’s go, guys and lady-guy.
And I get it…ANb give exactly -9 craps about what we think. According to that figure, we, the fans, actually owe Agoraphobic Nosebleed 9 craps just to balance out. Can you believe that? Maybe if everybody mails 9 craps to the band we’ll get a new record soon? It could work.
So get off your ass, Scott Hull and co., and give us a new Agoraphobic Nosebleed album. Unless your working on new Pig Destroyer. Then we can revert to patience.
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