Kiss’ New Record Monster Coming This Fall

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Mark your calendars. Mark the entire month of October.

We don’t have a concrete release date, but rock legends Kiss will release their new album Monster in October.

The album is the band’s 20th studio offering.

“The 12-track, straight-ahead rock ‘n’ roll album features collaborations among all four members — including co-founders Paul Stanley and Gene Simmons and longtime members guitarist Tommy Thayer and drummer Eric Singer — in an album that shows the band at the top of its game,” says a press release.

How much would I have to pay you to listen to this record all the way through?

I mean, I know there’s a legion of Kiss fans out there who support every stupid thing this band does, but is Kiss going to be breaking new ground on Monster? Doubtful.

It will be like every record they’ve put out lately, and maybe ever: polished shit. And these fans — whose only crime is bad taste — will snatch it up and defend it as if they pushed that shit out of their own vaginas. Or asses.

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