Today was a bummer of a day, man. News of Gwar’s leader’s death surfaced. That missing jet probably crashed landed in the Indian Ocean, leaving no survivors, and a girl named Jayne from Canada who loves AC/DC will likely never fuck my face.
Oh cruel, cruel world. All you do is disappoint, by taking people from us too soon. Whether it be in life or by killing a stream on a strange website.
Yes, folks — I met a girl named Jayne online last night, and she was dope. Long blonde hair, a country gal mentality, and a body so tight, I’d probably snap my dick off.
But enough about Jayne, who I will forever search for. You came for Kittie news, and Kittie news is what you are going to get.
Next Saturday, Kittie plans to start “dropping the bomb! Please share and spread the word; This is going to be EPIC!!!! Love you guys and thank you for all your support!”
The band posted that message with the following video, which is not sapphic in nature.
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